if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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