just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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