Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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