Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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