I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His hands were made for my vagina.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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