Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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