Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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