I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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