New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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