covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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