Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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