The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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