if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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