It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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