if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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