Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i am craving dick and cupcakes
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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