This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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