Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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