walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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