No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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