You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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