I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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