Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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