what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Barsexuality is the new black.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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