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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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