I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
is it fun? or sober?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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