my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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