i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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