Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
