you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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