I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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