Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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