I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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