these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Someone signed my nipple.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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