Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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