Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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