Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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