Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
These tits shall not be calmed
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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