Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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