Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The uberlube is also flammable
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
