That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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