dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
