This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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