dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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