Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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