oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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