guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You've changed since you got that strap on
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