I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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