I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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