he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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