there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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