I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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