What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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