can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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