I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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